After many months of mocking those with blogs, I swallowed a large spoonful of humility and set one up. A free one mind you, I don't think I have anything worth saying that requires payment on my part. So the big question remains: How do I make my big debut? All my friends have instructed me to setup a blog where I can post my ramblings in a creative, non conformist environment so I naturally use Google blogs but now what do you talk about?
Today's event:
I woke up and promptly fell asleep in the shower. Standing up. Its a skill.
After refreshing nap / drowning, I ate a weight watchers b-fast sandwich. Which by the way, the point of weight watchers food is essentially to ruin "taste" for you. After eating a sandwich composed of shredded Laotian newspaper, you really have zero desire to follow that treat up with another one. Establishing the habit of eating ONE not-so-tasty breakfast sandwich rather than running to McDonalds and eating 2 of their delicious McGriddles. Meat and cheese between two pancakes? God Bless us every one.
Rolled into work at Dell computers around 8:07. So the boss man wouldn't see me, I had to walk up the back stairs, around the cafeteria, through the now empty second floor, through the Black Maze of Despair, fought off a Minotaur, ending up at my desk around 10:15. Made it...suckers.
Plugged in my Zune which shuffled first and foremost to "Sex. Murder. Art" from a little band called Slayer. I was immediately alerted to the fact that I had not turned the volume down from 20 out of a possible 20, which is the car settings. Essentially I wanted to alert everyone to my arrival.
And here we are. Oh yea, we had taco's for lunch.
YOU SEE!!! This is why I am down on blogging. Unless you're something interesting like a reporter or trash man, you really don't have anything exciting enough to justify a daily posting! So here's what I'm going to do. I'm opinionated! I'll try and come up with some thinkers...something I can put a little Nate into. Judging by this first little gem of information, you guys are in for a treat.
